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Huzzah! A most excellent dating simulator. The prose so purple truly transported me to the Third Strain and made me feel as if I could see each marvelous bristle on the Techno Wizard's mighty beard. Never before has a piece of literature such as this stirred such an overwhelming desire in me to get up and bust a move. Great tidings to the merry man of Jammwich for bringing this gift of gaming upon us mere jam peasants.